Every day I get out of bed and I drag myself to the next cup of coffee. I take a sip and the caffeine kicks in. I can focus my eyes again. My brain starts to order the day. I’m up, I’m alive. I’m ready to rock.

— Andre Braugher as Frank Pembleton on Homicide: Life on the Street in the episode “Every Mother’s Son”

I wonder how much caffeine could be absorbed if I took a coffee bath?